Witty Ghost Bar Tee — “We Don’t Serve Spirits” / Boo-ze Shirt / Halloween Pun Humor Tee
Witty Ghost Bar Tee — “We Don’t Serve Spirits” / Boo-ze Shirt / Halloween Pun Humor Tee
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Holy Shiitake, this ghost can drink.
Meet the Witty Ghost Bar Tee — for those who prefer their spirits served, not summoned.
Whether you’re mixing drinks or just mixing trouble, this shirt’s got your back (and your front).
What you get (besides double takes):
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Premium, soft cotton — comfy enough to wear during a bender or a sleepy Monday
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Vivid print — the ghost’s definitely not fainting under the booze pressure
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Unisex sizing + relaxed fit — unless you like your ghost squeezed
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Machine-wash friendly (cold wash, inside out) — we’re not gonna babysit your laundry
Perfect for:
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Halloween parties you’ll forget (but your shirt won’t)
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Pub crawls, open bars, any event that involves “just one more”
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Gifts for that friend who swears they saw a ghost after one tequila
Heads up:
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Colors may shift slightly under blacklight (boo!)
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May attract people shouting “CHEERS!” at you at random
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Wearing it might increase your chances of getting ghosted (pun intended)
Why this belongs in your collection:
Because “normal” is boring, and “normal with beer” is still boring. Shiitake happens — dress accordingly.
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