Meet the shiitake who finally snapped — not in a violent way, but in a “you know what, I’m done participating in the corporate circus” kind of way.
This is The Determined One.
A tiny fungal force of nature marching forward with the full emotional weight of someone who has survived:
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three performance reviews,
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seventeen passive-aggressive emails,
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and a lifetime supply of capitalism-induced spiritual decay.
No cape. No dramatic monologue.
Just pure, stubborn, pissed-off momentum.
He’s not running from anything…
He’s running through it.
A reminder that sometimes the only way out of burnout is to pick a direction and stomp like your sanity depends on it.
Wear it when you’re tired of everything, yet still getting up, still moving, still refusing to rot quietly.
Features:
🧵 Soft, durable cotton blend: Made for long days of quietly resenting the system.
🎨 Original Shiitake Products artwork: Painterly realism with maximum emotional damage.
🧍 Unisex fit: For any spore who’s had enough.
💥 Mood: Determination powered by caffeine, spite, and generational exhaustion.
Why You’ll Love It:
🌟 Relatable as hell: The face you make before answering customer emails.
🔥 Empowering: Wear your “I refuse to go gently into that 9–5 abyss” energy.
🌱 Eco-minded: Sustainable materials for those who care about the planet even while screaming internally.
💬 Conversation Starter: People will look at this shirt and whisper, “same.”
Lifestyle:
Picture it:
You, marching through your day with the exact same energy this little fungal warrior radiates — the unstoppable momentum of someone who has embraced their inner chaos and decided to bloom anyway.
The Determined One is not just a shirt.
It’s a personal manifesto:
I am tired. I am trying. I am still going.
Wear it to work.
Wear it to quit work.
Wear it while plotting your escape from the algorithmic factory-farm of modern life.
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M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
