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Produce or Perish – Dystopian Office Mushroom Shirt

Produce or Perish – Dystopian Office Mushroom Shirt

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This is what work looks like after the soul clock runs out.

Produce or Perish is a dystopian office artifact from the Shiitake Products universe, a world where morale is mandatory, lunch is denied, and productivity replaces humanity. The image features a worn-down mushroom worker trapped beneath fluorescent lights, typing endlessly while corporate slogans loom overhead like scripture.

This shirt isn’t about mushrooms.
It’s about burnout.
It’s about systems that reward output and ignore people.
It’s about surviving environments that slowly hollow you out and call it success.

Designed for:

  • People exhausted by hustle culture

  • Workers who feel watched, measured, and replaceable

  • Creators, thinkers, and outsiders who see through corporate theater

  • Anyone who’s ever been told “just push through” while falling apart

Part of the Shiitake Products multiverse, where art, music, and artifacts document life inside broken systems, and the quiet rebellion of those who notice.

 

Wear it as a warning.
Or a receipt.

 

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