Welcome to your midlife crisis in high definition.
The Certified Unwell collection from ShiitakeProducts.com is what happens when corporate wellness meets existential dread and a mushroom files for burnout. Featuring our infamous Employee of the Month fungus in a crumbling electro-punk office of optimism, this design screams, “Trust the process!” while the process disintegrates in real time.
Perfect for overthinkers, late-stage capitalists, caffeine philosophers, and anyone still pretending to have a morning routine.
Wear your dysfunction proudly, this is fashion for the emotionally overclocked.
Shop now at ShiitakeProducts.com where enlightenment smells faintly of burnt coffee and fluorescent despair.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
