Shiitake Beach Bum Towel – Sun, Sand, and Fungi

🌊 Shiitake Beach Bum Towel – Sun, Sand, and Fungi 🌊

Why lay on a boring towel when you could chill with a shiitake mushroom legend? This fun, summer-ready towel brings laid-back beach vibes with a dash of mushroom-fueled relaxation. Perfect for pool parties, vacations, or just flexing your superior taste in beach gear.

Whether you’re drying off after a swim or just soaking in the sun, this towel has your back—literally.

🍄 Product Features 🍄

🌞 Soft cotton backing—for that cozy, non-scratchy beach nap.
🌊 Polyester front—quick-drying, vibrant, and built to last.
🏖️ Hemmed edges—because frayed towels are for amateurs.
💦 Moisture-absorbent—so you’re dry and comfy in no time.
📏 Size: 30" × 60"—big enough for you and your good vibes.

🧼 Care Instructions 🧼

• Machine wash cold with similar colors—like how you handle friendships.
• Tumble dry low or hang dry—let that sun do some work.
• No bleach, no dry cleaning—this towel is meant to live, not suffer.

⚠️ Disclaimer ⚠️

• For adults (but if you gift it to a kid, they’ll probably love it too).
• Sourced from China—but the chill vibes are universal.
• 2-year EU warranty—because quality matters.

Pack your bags, grab your towel, and hit the beach like a true fungi. 🍄🏖️